How to be a crappy husband

Friday, February 13, 2009
This post by my pastor inspired this blog entry about how to really fail at being a husband.

  • Always put your own needs, comforts, and preferences ahead of your wife's. (in short: be selfish)
  • Never compliment your wife.
  • Never ask her about her day or show interest in her opinion.
  • Always answer her questions with short one-word answers.
  • Always make family decisions without her input.
  • Let your hobbies or job become more enticing than time with her.
  • Never give her your honest opinion when she asks for it. (there is a fine line with this one)
  • Ignore your responsibility to lead her spiritually. (this one should also be filed under: "How to be a disobedient child of God")

Starting on Monday, I will hit each bullet with some detail. I may even get personal.

In the meantime, visit http://www.iwantanewmarriage.com/

UPDATE: I'm suspending the detailed blog on this topic for now. I'll hit it again at a later date.