I overhear some surreal things from my cubicle on a daily basis. Sometimes it is just disturbing. Here are a couple of examples from today:
"If my ex-husband and I never had children, we'd probably still be together."
(So you are blaming your divorce on your kids? I hope they aren't aware of this.)
Co-worker one: "Did I miss anything at church yesterday?"
Co-worker two: "hmm.....no, not really."
(So....I guess there's no reason to go back.)